Sunday, April 20, 2008

Live from Singapore...

It's the Academy Awards!






Here are the categories:



Best Picture: Toilet Break - The Mas Selamat Story



Best Actor: Mas Selamat- for being able to convince his captors to let him use the toilet without a guard.



Best Supporting Actor: Superintendent of Detention Center for sawing off the handle of the toilet window as a security measure and the contractor for not installing grills in a maximum security facility toilet.

Best Actress: Mas disguised as a woman (might not really have happened, but the pics are hilarious)



Best Supporting Actress:



Best Director: Whoever planned out the whole thing

Best Screenwriter: SPH - for trying to spin a story to make the government less incompetent.

Best Prop: Toilet without grill

Best Possible Scapegoat(s): Superintendent of Detention Center